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Cologne gets sexy

Cologne’s always been open to a bit of sexiness: home of Pascha, Karneval and a very loud and proud gay community. Well it’s just got even hotter. There's a sexy exhibition taking place at the Galerie am Bruseller Platz where the 'Guild of Erotic Artists' are hosting an exhibition of Guild Members artwork until the 12th September. Get an eyeful of paintings, sculptures, line drawings and photography that celebrates eroticism in its many different shapes and forms. There's another sexy little highlight down in the south of the city. The Playboy Club has opened its doors in the building opposite the Sports Museum. It's free to get in and every Tuesday they're running a comedy night hosted by our favorite American host with the most, Mr. Johnny Hollywood. There's an incredibly sexy line-up tonight so get down there if you have a chance. You can catch a glimpse of American hottie Drew Portnoy who will be strutting his comedy stuff in German. Heiße scheiße Christian Schiffer will be twiddling his tassels and showing how its done in Deutsch. Rocket surgeon and brain scientist Casey James will be getting down and dirty and revealing his tender bits (of bacon) in English. And John Doyle will be offering sex tips and advice in perfect German with a New Jersey twang. All these gentlemen will be accompanied by a bevy of busty bunnies who I'm told are extremely friendly to guests of all sexes. The show starts at 8.30pm and entrance is free – yes you read it right - FREE!

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