++ Thursday night is Kino Night at Metropolis Cologne - tickets only €4 ++ Friday night is karaoke night at Club Paper Moon on Cologne ++ check out the Roy Lichtenstein exhibition at Museum Luwig - Kunst als Motiv ++

Going native

10 tell-tell signs that show you're very slowly, going native.....

1. You can't think of a better word to use when something is 'Kapput'
2. You call your mobile phone a 'handy'
3. Your questions are just statements with 'oder' at the end
4. When walking down the road with a beer bottle in your hand is no big deal
5. When you stop getting annoyed that the shops are closed on Sundays and actually enjoy the peace and quiet
6. You start paying for tickets on the tram – before you even see the inspectors coming

Get a grip

Alt, Kölsch, Bönnsch. The local beers of the Rhine region. But which one is the best? As an online magazine that tries to give an unbiased opinion on all things Rheinish, we'd better not get into that discussion. But what about the glasses? We're with Bönnsch. No other glass combines the aesthetics of a joy-stick with a perfect means of delivery. The curved glass seems to decant the beer to your mouth in a more satisfactory manner than a normal glass.

Big-bada-boom

Get practising your oooohs and aaaahs, by the end of this weekend you'll have a crick in your neck and and you'll have worn out your vocabulary of appreciative noises as the 'Kölner Lichter' explodes over the city of Cologne. This annual fireworks display is an extravaganza of rocket propelled gun powder synchronised to music.

Ooh la la

The France Festival will be taking place this weekend in Düsseldorf to commemorate Bastille Day. The three day festival celebrates all things French and will feature music, poetry, theatre, film, dance and lots of French food and wine. This year you can hear singers like Lisa Zenner, who mixes Latin American rhythm with a chanson style, plus Jean-Claude Séférian, as well as a variety of street musicians.

The perfect dinner...

Great food, great service, a view across the river Rhine to the majestic Siebengebirge, sunset, twilight, candlelight and desserts: if that sounds like the perfect dinner to you - then this is where you'll find it. The Bastei in Bad Godesburg used to be a station for the passenger steamboats that operated on the Rhine. It's now a restaurant and beer garden with a perfect view of the river. It's situated on the slip road that leads to the car and passenger ferry: as you sip a cold beer you can watch the little boat chugging across the river, fighting the current at a 40° angle.

Flexing those comedy muscles

As regular readers will know - we love a bit of comedy at the Rhine Magazine HQ. Unfortunately all this darned football has meant all comedy nights in both Bonn and Cologne have been cancelled over June and July. Thank heavens Steve Dix has come to the rescue. Staffordshire's cross between Stan Laurel and John Lennon is starting up a new comedy show this Friday. The Standup Workout Show will be an open mike stand-up show and will give comics the chance to flex their comedy muscles, and try some new gags on a semi-friendly audience.

Medieval Merriment Meets Modernday Marketing

The weekend of 12th and 13th of June sees a merry mix of medieval and modern festivities to celebrate the 800th anniversary of Godesburg castle. Visitors to Bad Godesberg will be treated not so much to a time warp as to a time tunnel, with a medieval market at one end and modernday retailing at the other. Set in the historical grounds of the castle, the ‘living history’ market will offer traders’ stalls, with replica jewellery, clothing, toys, leather goods and many other fascinating items.

Up, up and away

There is something quite magical about a hot air balloon floating majestically across the sky. But they are always frustratingly far away, the opportunity to get up close to one of these silent giants is relatively rare. Unless you live close to the Rhine. In June and August residents of Bonn, Düsseldorf and Cologne will have the unique opportunity to see hot air balloons up close, on the ground, up in the air and even take a ride in one, for around €170. In Bonn the 2010 Ballonfest takes place from Friday 11th to Sunday 13th June.

Welcome to the Hippodom

The Cologne Zoo never seizes to deliver top class attractions. Who would have thought they could improve on the Elephant Park? Well they have - with the brand spanking new Hippodom. This recreated African river landscape gives visitors the chance to see hippos from a whole new perspective: they may waddle somewhat comically on land, but underwater they swim with a certain elegance and grace. Hippo fans will already know the hippo family well, Albert, Jenny, Afro and baby Kavango, and may fondly remember their old home in the Victorian style pavilion that once housed the elephants.

Big Band Festival in Bonn

This weekend you can catch some of that "Big Band" sound at the Museums Mile on Bonn. The Big Band Festival kicks off on Friday 4th June and finishes on Saturday 5th June. After the success of last year's event the city of Bonn is running the competition again in 2010 and the line-up is looking good: from 3.30pm on Friday school bands from around the region will be showing what they can do and then at 4.30 Brassrock will take to the stage - the big-band from the Bonn/Bad Godesberg Gesamptschule - with some Blues and Rock classics.

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